My Favorite Philosopher

My favorite philosopher once said this,

The only reason I need these gloves is cause of my hands.

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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

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We made too many wrong mistakes.

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90% of short putts don't go in.

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Why buy good luggage you only use it when you travel.

Give a big round of applause for the unrivaled use of the English language by your favorite and mine, Yogi Berra.

I needed a laugh today and thought I would share.